Area 51

i believe it is time for my crack pot theories to be heard! (thanks to Ashely for helping me with these theories. i would like to add that neither of use are on that drug or anything of that type ,unless you count my drug medicine, we're both just crazy! )
there is no such thing as area 51 it is just a ploy(i don't know how to spell that) and what about areas 1-50 and are there anymore. well in my theory there are!
area 1- Atlantis/Atlantica (both are the same thing because the antlantian turned into mermaids to escape the mean war people, but one of my blood line stayed on land as to repeat the story but was not successful- so I'm Scottish, Irish, German, English, and Antlantian!)
area 2- with big foot
area 3- with the lochness monster
(sorry my theory is not complete I'll complete it some other day- maybe)
area 37- is where all the things that you loose go
area 52-(kids who still believe that Santa is still at the north pole DON'T READ THIS) that's where they're keeping Santa and the Easter bunny- they are testing Santa and his reindeer and elves and his time travelingness (this is why parents have to put presents under the tree)
area 53- that is where the aliens are

that's enough of my theories right now. mainly because if you heard more i might twist your mind more than it already is if you're reading this.