Blue_Turtle_Phsyco_Three

BTPT was an entity.



And one day when he was bored he decided to make the sun!!!!

Deciding that that wasn't enough he made Mercury...that was a dud.

Next he made Venus...major dud with the atmosphere and green house.

Then he made Earth...and the oceans were filled with his tears. For as soon as these things that called themselves humans arrived the Earth was...another dud.

So he continued on till Pluto and decided to start on a new thing all together, hence making another solar system!!!

After that solar system filled he made another and another till he filled this galaxy. Then he made a new galaxy.

He never got it right.

So he went back to check on the humans and started laughing, causing the contenents to split...another proof of a dud.

As the humans began to grow some brains he decided to make some extra stars and sure enough the humans were distracted by the shiny thing...double proof of our dud-ness.

Now we remain distracted and BTPT is just coming up with other ways of distracting us...his dud.


yeah that wasn't that funny, but whatever....spaz.